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You won’t believe this.
A friend of mine from Harvard, Bob Glandon, who teaches English at a small college in New Hampshire, happens to live in Conway, NH, near the home of Dan Brown’s parents. He just wrote to tell me some remarkable news.
Yesterday, he was taking his garbage to the town dump and, as he was throwing his trashbag into the container for recyclable paper, a sheet of paper in the container caught his eye – in particular, two words that stood out clearly: ‚ÄúLang
don” and “Louvre”. He looked closer. The sentence read: “Langdon’s manuscript, while discussing the Louvre’s extensive collection of goddess art, had made a passing note of this modest pyramid.”
Having, like the rest of the planet, recently finished reading The Da Vinci Code, Glandon realized immediately that he was looking at a page of the novel, but the piece of paper was not from a book. It was ordinary typing paper; in the margins, there were marks and notes in red ink. As he read on, it became apparent that he was looking at the last page of the novel. He literally couldn’t believe his eyes: he was staring at an early draft of the the most popular novel of all time.
Was it possible that Dan Brown had disposed of this draft at his parents house? It seemed unlikely, but…
Curiosity got the better of him. He looked back in the container. Sure enough, there were more pages from the manuscript‚Ķ but only a few, and they seemed to be in no particular order. There was also a hand-written note on Doubleday stationary, addressed simply to ‚ÄúDan‚Äù and signed by ‚ÄúJanos Kafmanu‚Äù ‚Äì which Bob recognized as the name of the world-renowned Hungarian-Indian editor, who works for Doubleday in Manhattan, where ‚Äì if The Da Vinci Code is any indication – he also eats power lunches: using a clever anagram, Dan Brown had worked his name into the novel as Prof. Langdon‚Äôs editor ‚ÄúJonas Faukman.‚Äù
This hand-written note was very brief. It said: “Dan, love the book. You’re going to be famous! We in the office, though, are firmly convinced that the ending would be stronger, more appealing, if you left the reader guessing about the content of the ‘wisdom of the ages.’ It adds more mystery if it’s something unspoken and ineffable. OK? – Janos Kafmanu”
My friend was stunned. But he was even more surprised when he finished reading the final page: the ending was different from the one he remembered. The published version had concluded with two memorable sentences: “With a sudden upwelling of reverence, Robert Langdon fell to his knees. For a moment, he thought he heard a woman’s voice… the wisdom of the ages… whispering up from the chasms of the earth.”
Up to that point, the manuscript in his hands was almost identical. It had “Langdon” instead of “Robert Langdon,” and where the typed words “big cracks” had been crossed out, the word “chasms” had been written in the margin. These were minor alterations. What floored him was the next line: the original ending of The Da Vinci Code.
“And the whispering feminine voice was saying, ‘Langdon, why don’t you invite that troupe of chanting Frenchmen in togas and slippers to your romantic rendezvous with Sophie at the luxurious Brunelleschi Hotel in Florence… tres romantique, no? And tell them to bring their orbs.”
Glandon was taken aback. There was a fierce red line through this passage and, alongside it, a note that said: “I think I’m going to puke!”
Later, he took the manuscript to a graphologist (someone who, in the pages of The Da Vinci Code, would probably be called a “handwriting academic”), who told him that, although the evidence was not conclusive, the notes in red were probably written by a woman (apparently the dot over the ‚Äúi‚Äù in ‚Äúthink‚Äù was a tiny circle).
My friend, who teaches English literature, has a theory that seems to have some merit. He thinks that the sudden nausea of the editor at Doubleday inspired Dan Brown in his portrayal of Sophie Neveu’s reaction to the “pagan sex rite” that she witnesses in her grandfather’s basement. In fact, he says there’s a weird parallelism between the final paragraph and the basement scene, especially in the subterranean voices and the pseudo-mystical ellipses: “She felt herself drifting back… alighting in the woods outside her grandfather’s Normandy chateau… searching the deserted house in confusion… hearing the voices below her… and then finding the hidden door.” In short, the offending passage was cut, but the editor’s reaction slipped in.
I’ve told Glandon to keep these papers under lock and key. They could be valuable one day.
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Heh. Ask your friend to take a second look to see if there was a smiley face in that circle over the “i”. That’ll ice it.
Suggestion: A contest to come up with alternate endings?
By all means, if anyone else has chanced upon early manuscripts of the Da Vinci Code – such a carefully-crafted novel must have passed through several versions – I’d love to see them published on this blog.
1) This is a ridiculously hilarious blog entry!
2) What a great blog idea!
3) A Google-goggled Mona Lisa? Who’s running this blog anyway??
3) Wait, no way, *Fr. Wauck* has a blog?!
4) Wow. Sweet!
(Hi Fr. Wauck, from across the Tevere!)
Is this real? Sounds like a sick joke. So it’s real, right?
How bad is Christianity in this book , but I am sure than Mr Brown will never edit a book or a novel or made any mockery of the Musslin Religions, alwayas is Christiany the laugh and fun of many. A simple cartoon from Mohamed in a Danish paper made a big disturbance in many Muslin countries. What about a book Mr Brown portraying Mohamed as Silas or any Religious leader from Iran ,Arabia, Indonesia.
really funny stuff specially the fact about the name: bob glandon, see… what does it remind me of… mmmm
This blog is great fun!
I can’t help wondering about the logic of the Da Vinci Code. It seems to me to run roughly as follows:
a) Jesus is not God;
b) Mary Magdalene was married to Jesus;
c) Therefore she is to be worshipped.
This doesn’t seem joined up.
I’ve been working myself on symbology and stuff lately…Your friend: Glandon…D. Brown’s anti-hero: Lagndon….(G)Landon…Lan(g)don…
Can you now see???? Did your friend hear a wispering voice while taking out the trash by any chance?
No other way to make money and attain famous. Work of a greedy, lazy unintensional rabble rouser. Thank God the christians always follow the rule ‘love your neighbour and forgive your enemy. If the author had the guts let him write something which hurts the muslims. Let him spend his time on some scientific research and write self-help books which will be very helpful to the peaceful living of the humanity. Better had he not born in the community of the human beings.
Arul from India
This is bizarre and hilarious! Reality stranger than the strangest fiction. Cool.
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